I added my mom as a friend on facebook because, well, we don't talk enough, and she's pretty cool and doesn't snoop or anything.

all cool.. til she started thumbs-up-liking every goddamn thing i post and making the most retarded comments

example: I updated my status with "The only consideration, in choosing a pedigree cat, might be the degree of vocalization and activity exhibited by some breeds and the need of others for a quiet life or constant company." because it's like a mini-meme thing.
"Grab the nearest book to you. Right now.
*turn to page 56.
*find the fifth sentence.
*Post that sentence as your Status. And post these instructions as a comment to your status.
*Dont dig for your favorite book; the coolest. Pick the nearest book." and i thought it was funny. my quote was from a cat encyclopedia that i happened to have nearby

but then she catches me in chat and is like "professor abbi.. lol analyze me. the puppy needs therapy too"

I'm just sitting there like, wait, what? I was playing Pet Society and had totally forgotten about the quote and I was EXTREMELY confused. And then I realized what she was talking about, and was EVEN MORE confused. I mean, how do the conditions of a pedigree cat have ANYTHING to do with a psychologist? ????????????? i don't understand my mom's humor. ):

Oh, and another thing. I posted "Abbi is hungry and lonely and bored. D: I wanna go see a movie or something." I'm not the most social person in the world, but I'm trying. That and my dad being really weird about me hanging out with my friends.. Doesn't help any. Anyway, basically I hadn't eaten lunch and I had nothing to do and there are a lot of movies out now that I really really want to see. But no, mom's like POOR BABY ARE YOU OKAY ???!?!??!

And it makes me feel bad because whenever I even MENTION dad she gets all worried. I hate having divorced parents.